Penyu Dan Unta Berbahasa Penguin

Ada satu hari ni. Tetiba yahoo gua dikunjungi oleh ntah budak maner maner ntah mintak visa. Gua pon sembang cakap omputih broken. Gua bukan nak cakap broken pon laa. Itu yang terbaik yang gua bole buat. wakakakkakaak. Lu orang baca la dulu yer gua borak ngan mamat ni.

BUZZ!!!
king_boy_262: ؟
Azan: who
Azan: tell me who r u
king_boy_262: im mohamed
king_boy_262: and u
Azan: ic
Azan: azan syah
king_boy_262: where r u from ?
Azan: melesia ler
Azan: m'sia
king_boy_262: im egyption
Azan: huyooo... jauhnya
Azan: why u buzz me ...
Azan: anything want to promote
king_boy_262: i want know who r u
Azan: oh hooo
king_boy_262: i need help
king_boy_262: ?
king_boy_262: i want visa
Azan: help ?
Azan: visa
king_boy_262: yes
king_boy_262: yes
Azan: what for
Azan: i don't know how how to get visa laa
king_boy_262: for buy some thing
Azan: bue something using visa ?
king_boy_262: www.kalonline.com look
king_boy_262: this my game
Azan: ohh your game
king_boy_262: and i want buy things
king_boy_262: no
king_boy_262: my pest game
Azan: mcm keling lahh dia ni
king_boy_262: what u mean
king_boy_262: eng plz
king_boy_262: did u play kal ?
Azan: no lah
Azan: what for
Azan: i got 2 kids to feed in
Azan: don't have time to play game
king_boy_262: how old r u
Azan: 27
king_boy_262: me 18
Azan: ahhh you buy using your father master card
Azan: orr try to find debit card
king_boy_262: my father have not visa
king_boy_262: we r poor
Azan: if you poor try to get any joob
Azan: and buy bread
Azan: buy food
king_boy_262:
Azan: then study smartly
Azan: and then you can become a doctor
king_boy_262: thx 4 no thing
Azan: where u find my nick
Azan: my id
king_boy_262: what u jop
Azan: programmer
king_boy_262: u have pro hak yahoo
Azan: hak?
Azan: what hak
Azan: heyy..you don't want to answer my question
Azan: where you find
king_boy_262: find what
Azan: my yahoo id la
king_boy_262: i dont know
Azan: don't know arrr
king_boy_262: i see u in my list friend
Azan: you funny larrr ..
Azan: who is your friend
Azan: tell me his id
king_boy_262: all egyption
Azan: do u want to spam
king_boy_262: what mean spam
Azan: or maybe cheat people money
Azan: r u muslim...
king_boy_262: yes
Azan: ohhoo good .... what time there
Azan: after zohor or asar
king_boy_262: im not good in eng
Azan: i'm also
king_boy_262: im dont endrstnd
Azan: zohor or asar in egypt now ?
king_boy_262: what mean zohor or asar
Azan: solat time
Azan: prayer time
Azan: when evening we pray Asar to Almighty Allah SWT
Azan: u don't pray huh
king_boy_262: ok
king_boy_262: i will do
Azan: your live don't have meaning if u not pray
king_boy_262: bye bye
Azan: bye bye for what
king_boy_262: كسك
Azan: heyy wait wait
king_boy_262: i will go
Azan: i want to talk to you
king_boy_262: sry im dont andr stand
Azan: don't understand
king_boy_262: can u speak arapic
Azan: i don't know much
Azan: but can try
king_boy_262: ok try
Azan: assalamualaikum
Azan: sobahannur
king_boy_262: waalekom elsalam
king_boy_262: spah elnor alik
Azan: ana bil khoir wasa'adah
Azan: kaifa haluk
king_boy_262: what this
king_boy_262: tmam
king_boy_262: wanta
Azan: wanta what ?
Azan: tmam what
king_boy_262: add my name we will talk leatr
king_boy_262: my fiend w8 me
king_boy_262: i will go
king_boy_262: ?
Azan: u can talk eng very ewll
Azan: yeahhh
Azan: byebye
Azan: penipu besar cam haram...

Ini macam punya orang pon ada. Lelaki mana lah ni. Untuk kengkawan gua yang kat luar sana jgn jadik camni. Kita jadik lelaki kene jangan jadik mcm budak ni. Main tegor selamba jerk. Lu orang rasa la budak ni nak aper? Gua ada nasihat untuk budak ni tapi tak kene ngan bahasa inggeris. Sesaper pandai boleh tolong translatekan.

HIDUP LELAKI:
1. Kene ada ASAS.
2. Pandai carik BERAS.
3. @&%# kener KERAS.
(Aku dah lupa sumber maner aku dengar ni...)

Ok... adios.