Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Gua Menang Loteri

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FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

DEAR SIR/MADAM,
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS


Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the
First Category draws of Lucky Dip Lottery, UK. We are happy to inform
you that you have emerged a winner under the First Category, which is
part of our promotional draws. The draws were held on the day prior to the
date of your notification. Participants were selected through a
computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 names/email addresses of
individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Europe,
Middle East, and Oceania as part of our International Promotions
Program. You/Your company, attached to ticket number 6422-5-486, with serial
number 59-18 drew the lucky numbers 33-92-78-05 (18) and consequently
won in the First Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum
pay out of £6,000,000 (Six million, Great Britain Pounds), which is the
winning payout for Category A winners. This is from the total prize money of
£12,000,000 shared between the 2 winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are to contact your transfer agents Fleming Accounting & Brokers UK
Ltd for due processing and remittance of your fund to a nominated
account of your choice. To avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we
request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from
public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been
completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by
participants/non participants of this program. We also wish to bring to your
notice our mid 2006 premium stakes draw where you stand a chance of
winning up to £50 million; we hope that with a part of your prize you will
participate. Please contact your claims agent immediately with the
contact information below:

MR.ASHLEY COLE
Financial Director

Fleming Accounting and Brokers UK Ltd
56 High Street, Lochee,
Dundee, Tayside, DD3 4AU
United Kingdom

Tel: +44 7040-104-135
Fax: +44 7005-976-340
Email: ashleycole@f-a-b.co.uk

You are advised to contact our agents by email and/or fax within two
week of receiving this notice. Failure to do so may warrant disqualification.

NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find below your reference
and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in every one of your
correspondence with your claims agent.

REFERENCE NUMBER: TGA-4GA-69889 BATCH NUMBER: R3/A312-59

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being
part of our promotions program.

Sincerely,

THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,

LUCKY DIP LOTTERY, UK
11-24 CHURCH STREET WEST,
WOKING, SURREY GU21 6HT.
TEL: +44 7005-806-965

N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will
result to disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your
claims agent immediately.


- Lottery Coord
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2 comments:

kenit said...

kakkakak... bai.. beli putrajaya bole kaya sial... or tgk sini pkl 8 malam.. ape geng besekang mata..

Zan said...

Tensen la bai, baru lepas cuti lama pastu keje banyak. kekeeke. terasa macam kejutan elektrik.